That mortals don't know anything is hardly a revelation. I've known it since I was a little girl. That's what makes them so fun to play with, yes, but why ever would I let something that can barely think for itself beneath my skirt? Is it because you're a man or because you're a slut that you have such low standards?
You know, one of Agatha's mortals once kept hanging around long past his expiration date. I had to erase his memories, for both of their sakes. She was a little put-out at first, but it was for the best. What makes yours so worth the trouble?
[ There's a pause, but then she continues: ]
I have considered it. The trouble is finding one scrumptious enough to be worth tasting.
Like I want your sloppy seconds, Nicky. Who knows what sort of poetry its written about you that you've now got proudly pinned up on your refrigerator. I need a mortal who's dishy, will do as its told, and won't ever look at me with those sad little doe's eyes midway through. Nothing kills the mood faster.
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That's what makes them so fun to play with, yes, but why ever would I let something that can barely think for itself beneath my skirt?
Is it because you're a man or because you're a slut that you have such low standards?
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I still think you should try it.
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She was a little put-out at first, but it was for the best.
What makes yours so worth the trouble?
[ There's a pause, but then she continues: ]
I have considered it.
The trouble is finding one scrumptious enough to be worth tasting.
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I don't mean for you to take mine. I mean for you to experiment. Enjoy your time here.
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Who knows what sort of poetry its written about you that you've now got proudly pinned up on your refrigerator.
I need a mortal who's dishy, will do as its told, and won't ever look at me with those sad little doe's eyes midway through.
Nothing kills the mood faster.
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Have you met Dorian's mortal? He's a twitchy thing.
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But he must be quite entertaining himself for Dorian to keep him around so long.
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[ Prudence's version of flirting. ]
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[ Useful. And she missed this-- it's been a while since they really had "license" to flirt properly (not that that really ever stopped them). ]
But indulge me, Nicky. So that I know what I should be expecting.
What exactly do you see in this mortal? Besides yourself?
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Have you not heard that one?
[ Mortal boys are stupid, so Prudence has probably heard this one about a thousand times. ]
They say "I see myself in you. That is, I would like to."
I think it's their idea of a double entendre.
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